that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is
I knew you would reblog this the instant I saw it. The question is though, what is wrong with me that I didn’t reblog it myself?
very soul searching
You like putting pineapple on your pizza I hope you enjoy putting pineapples on your childrens graves because you’re WEAK your bloodline is WEAK and you will not survive the winter
and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years
do we ever see any other team rocket members get up close and personal with mew, mewtwo, articuno, zapdos, moltres, raiku, suicune, entei, or any other slew of incredibly rare and powerful pokemon? not only that, do we ever see any other organizations constantly at work like we do jesse and james? they have a fucking meowth that taught itself how to speak their language. no other pokemon comes to mind with that kind of ability except those legendary few who were born with that ability. not only that, but these two are what, only sixteen, and theyve built countless all-terrain vehicles from scratch, hijacked multi-million dollar cruise ships, broken into high-security facilities, and still manage to keep their shit together when they’re being attacked by the gods of the pokemon world. despite nearly always losing to a sole protagonist, at the beginning of the series we are shown wanted posters for the gang and told that they are incredibly dangerous—obviously they had built a reputation before the arrival of ash and pikachu. besides, we have no idea what jesse and james are doing when they are not shown in the episodes. i really find it hard to imagine that giovanni would permit them to continue in team rocket if they havent proven their merit yet. their intelligence, resourcefulness, mastery of deception, tracking skills, and even pokemon training abilities as seen from the show should be more than enough to confirm that jesse and james are not merely “the worst at their jobs.”
They’re sixteen? What??
but the costuming is so historically inaccurate
The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..
Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?
The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.
That didn’t happen for another two years…
THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE
BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF
JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.
THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG
tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET
WOMEN DIDN’T HAVE HIGHLIGHTS IN THE 1700S
THAT SPECIES DOESN’T LIVE THERE AND WOULD IN FACT DIE IN THAT ENVIRONMENT
THAT VIRUS COULD NOT PHYSICALLY TRAVEL THROUGH THE ENTIRE BODY IN 10 SECONDS.
Hiding in a fridge won’t protect you from a nuclear blast. Douse that house, be careful not to get any of yourself though.
WHY AREN’T YOU ON FIRE